So, some villains are just sexy and, sadly, don't even seem to know it! Well, I am here to give them some love...no really...call me, text me, teleport to my lowly mortal plane of existence...walk through inter-dimensional portals, you know, whatever you gotta do, and I'll be all sweet and "let's dominate this world" up in here.
This list was spurred by my recent viewing of the Avengers - it is Amazing. I recommend EVERYONE see it. I mean it, step away from the computer and go see it. I'll wait right here. And ladies, you'll thank me. Oh, and make sure you stay all the way until the end; I mean completely to the end. After the 1st clip hidden in the credits there is another one, at the end. So keep your butt in the seat. Ready? OK, go, I'll be right here......
....It was Awesome wasn't it, yeah, I know. You are welcome. So, there are some handsome lads in this film, but the one that warms my lady garden the most is, without a doubt, Loki. (p.s. I stole the phrase "Lady Garden" from the Bloggess, she's awesome.)
Loki - aside from a desire for vengeance and a need for utter world domination so that he can finally get some respect, I bet he is an excellent kisser. The dark intensity surely carries over to other aspects of his life. This particular demi-god could use with a little stress relief. I mean, Point Break over here gets Natalie Portman and Loki gets diddly, nada, nothing? I'd be off put too. Don't worry...I'll have shawarma with you.
Now, I want to be clear, this is about the villain themselves, not the actor playing them. I give due credit - Tom Hiddleston is the man who shapes that intensity and attractiveness, and who makes his interpretation of Loki scrumptious, but the actor is only playing the part, giving us a glimpse of who that villain could be. He is not, himself, the villain. I do not mean to knock him, by any means, I am sure he is a stand up bloke, but I haven't met him in person to be able to say so with surety. This is an infatuation with a fictional character (which is much healthier than crushing on an actor, cause, come on, my chances at getting a date with him, or any of the wonderful men in Avengers, sits somewhere between none to no-'effing-way, slim doesn't even enter into it. That and Loki is way more powerful, maybe he has a few issues...but he's a frakkin' demi-god!
And to reiterate, I'm sure Mr. Hiddleston is a decent fellow. Thank you, good sir, for an excellent and immersive movie experience and also for the inspiration of this post. You've made me smile.)
And, in regard to the clip below... me, over here, I want to be shown what real power is.
Hans Gruber - Die Hard - Alan Rickman. He had class. He had style. He was cool and calm in the face of adversity. Yeah, definitely not kicking him out of bed...cause I bet he has 1000 thread count sheets.
-to keep with the same actor, Snape would get an honorable mention; he's not really a villain, but he could use some love.
You remind me of the babe
The babe with the power
The power of voodoo
Remind me of the babe