[mid-conversation about plans to see movies]…Alas, I cannot. I have other plans on Saturday night.
I HAS A SAD NOW HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO SEE THOR WITHOUT MY BROTHER? I feel like I need to see it again with ArtandRhinos then because she is the Loki to my Thor
Maybe I could meet you after for dessert and to discuss?
We could discuss it because...um...I have already seen it...twice. I could see it again, though...because Loki.
HOW COULD YOU; GO AND SEE A MOVIE
I DO WHAT I WANT!!!!!!!!
THAT'S CAUSE YOU'RE LOKI
AND AS THOR
I SHOULD BE SAD YOU SAW MY MOVIE WITHOUT ME
You mean I saw MY movie whenever I wanted?
IT IS CALLED
THOR: THE DARKWORLD
NOT LOKI: IN JAIL
I'm far more interesting in that Jail than you with that tiny, fragile Midgardian.
LISTEN HERE YOU
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR SASS
Besides, how long do you think this Jail cell will hold me...really?
I'M STILL CLEANING UP YOUR MESS ON MIDGARD
WHAT DID I SAY?
Oh, that'll make a great movie. Mighty Thor and his Broom of cleansing!
BROTHER YOU KILLED PEOPLE
YOU'RE ADOPTED OKAY
BUT I LOVE YOU ANYWAYS
EVEN THOUGH YOU KILLED PEOPLE
SO STOP IT
Right, because you and Odin's hands are clean and you've never taken a life?
(you have NO idea how hard it is to not quote the movie here)
(you better not or I will cry hot tears of betrayal)
LISTEN HERE YOU NO TIME
OR YOUR SASS
(That's why I am not! And that's one of the reasons I kind of had to see it. With Tumblr out there, it's not safe to wait too long to see anything in a fandom.)
You know, while you're in here yelling at me, you're not cleaning up, which is it going to be? Though, by all means stay, I so love these little talks.
(I've somehow managed to steer clear of most major spoilers! I have no idea how that happened at all... )
*Continues on in grand style.* Might Thor and his Hoover of Destiny!
*Quirks a smile.*
I ship it.
I ship it
I ship it so hard